While thousands of woman are out and about buying new toys for themselves this summer after reading the mummy porn book called Fifty Shades of Grey and making the sales of erotica in shops like Ann Summers - rise sky high, I decided to go shopping as well. However, unlike most woman, my purchase was for a Nordic Exercise Walker instead.
My husband has now informed me that he too will be going to go shopping for a new toy - a pair of handcuffs from Ann Summers, strictly for the purpose of handcuffing me to the exercise machine to make sure he gets his money's worth after what it cost me!!!
Here's wishing myself happy endless hours of exercise, losing loads of weight and getting my husband's investment back.
Love The Tipsy Tart
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Hehehee yours is a lot more colourful than my boring grey one but hope you enjoy it ♥
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